did u say robots

blueshiftink:

Bumblebee in Transformers Prime can speak but Hub constantly censors him.

bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

rubych4n:

‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’

the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’

kanyewesticle:

when people call me by my name and not my url

here have a friendship bracelet

merriamwebsterdictionary:

“this site is a non-judgemental community!!!!!!!!!!”